April 2012
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Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes to tour with TLC as a... →
For NERVE.com
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Horse Racing and You (and the horse...) →
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TL;DR: LSD trip, communicated with nature, free manatee rides.
– Reddit.com
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Another angry Mel Gibson rant to further prove his... →
It’s hell being Mel.
I can’t stop eating. And I got turned on by a mannequin.
Tonight's Dinner: A Haiku
Endless steak dinner Demolished by shirtless men Must sleep off the meat
The perils of love, werewolves.
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You've Stumbled Upon the Wrong Place, Son (A...
Sunday at 3 AM is a time for the devil. Those out have nowhere to go and pride themselves on such a fact. I had somewhere to go, but I was just taking my time. Days earlier, I was promised salvation by a Nigerian pastor from a radio in outer space and was yet to be saved. I was angry that I so blatantly lied to, so I and walked—stumbled downtown looking for the son of a bitch.
I was a...
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Jon Lovitz: Avenger of the Jews! →
An account of three teenage neo-Nazi douche-bags getting expelled from school thanks to Jon Lovitz. For Nerve.com
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Dateline: "I feel like throwing up..." →
Send in your own very own time-stamped Dateline submissions to dateline@nerve.com
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For those of you who hate jimmy-caps: the male... →
Researched, written, and high-fived over at NERVE.com
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Cholesterol & You!
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inauspici0us asked: The drunken critic would be a great idea! (:
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#Stopfuckingaround →
What's the worst present you've ever gotten?
“My aunt who is legally blind, bought me a VHS copy of Jurassic Park 3… In Spanish. So I couldn’t understand what they were saying the whole time. The entire time I was just watching William H. Macy with a deep Spanish voice running around, avoiding dinosaurios.”
-Reddit.com
sockhop1190 asked: Why are those REJECTED ideas?? I would follow all of those blogs. Please make one of them a reality.
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Rejected Tumblr Ideas
Areyoumydad.tumblr.com
A tumblr where I write to many notable politicians, actors, and musicians telling them I’ve discovered compelling evidence which leads me to believe they’re my father. I then post the letters and the follow-up letters.
Thedrunkencritic.tumblr.com
Don’t let the name fool you; I won’t actually be critiquing movies, but rather getting sloshed on...
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