The world is your oyster…and if those are oysters you want to wear, put...– Eric Rehm
I’m a fucking rebel with a cause. My cause is geology.– Adam Glass
The Way Back When...
Height: 5’4 3/4 Weight: 116 Eyes: A deep sort of blueish gray that’ll set your heart a blaze in a fiery passion and make your pants tighter than you ever thought possible.
Fuckin’ it’s like - pineapples are a little too pointy for their own...– #unnecessaryproblemsthatwereneveraskedofme
Here’s what I hate about bears: they maul people.– #unnecessaryproblemsthatwereneveraskedofme
…It’s an absolute mystery as to whether or not we can actually stand...
August 22, 5:41 A.M.
“I just had a really cute dream about you. Also I dreamt it was Christmas today. And I thought it was cute that you were with my on Christmas. Until just now. Because I remembered you’re a Jew. Fuck you, Jeremy Glass.”
HANUKKAH 2K10 Alright, gang. Hanukkah is mere DAYS away. So why not crush this holiday with a nasty e-list? I used Google docs so we can all have access to this smorgasbord of Jew gold. I’ll start this SH*T off: Jeremy 1. Fancy man cologne 2. A satchel of woodland critters 3. Tight-ass pants 4. Muscle milk 5. A PS Triple 6. Vagasil Adam 1. Muscle reduction 2. Penis reduction Josh 1....
Help Us Name Our Baby Pumpkin And Make $100– Craigslist
Thought I saw today, A pink Starburst on display Fooled again, hooray.
…that reminds me of that time we went to some diner in Amherst during my...– Me
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